Small Paperback, Good Condition, 1995, 180 pages, ISBN 1 86359 480 9

Sein Language – Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry imparts his thoughts on subjects far and wide, in that typical Seinfeld manner.

“I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Now why does moisture ruin leather? Aren’t cows outside most of the time? When it’s raining, do the cows go up the farmhouse, ‘Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! Open the door! We’re going to ruin the whole outfit here!’”

“I was on a plane the other day and I was wondering ‘Are there keys to the plane? Do they need keys to start the plane?’ Maybe that’s what those delays on the ground are sometimes, when you’re just sitting there at the gate. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going ‘Oh, I don’t believe this… dammit…I did it again’”